Collecting Fish Tanks Mugs

"Wouldn't it be safe to say we are in each other's bubble?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Keeping up with the jones

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Clown fish ... '

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

It's lovely, but I would have been just as happy with a modest ranch.

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

When to back off...

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'I'm getting water-logged.'