Collecting Fish Tanks Gifts

"Wouldn't it be safe to say we are in each other's bubble?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Keeping up with the jones

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Clown fish ... '

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

When to back off...

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'He wasn't intimidated.'