Starting A Fish Collection Gifts

Fish tanks

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"She's just being Koi."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Clam Spearing

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Fossil hunting

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

Drinking Companions

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Frankenfish

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

FISH ESCAPE.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Skinhead guppy.

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

A man sees some fish on TV; using his TV remote he magically moves the fish from the TV into the fishbowl on top of his TV.

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'