Collecting Fishing Supplies Gifts

Of selecting exactly the right bait...

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Bears catching fish

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Clam Spearing

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Handy-lion

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"You make a great point."

All Major Cash Honored.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.