Shopping For Fishing Gear Gifts

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Bears catching fish

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Clam Spearing

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"You know very well what fish!"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.