Fishing Gear Guru Gifts

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Bears catching fish

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Now cut that out!'

Fishing and new technologies

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Clam Spearing

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

At the golf detox clinic.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Two men trout fishing

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"