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'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Bears catching fish

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Clam Spearing

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.