Collecting Exotic Fish Gifts

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Clam Spearing

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

FISH ESCAPE.

Skinhead guppy.

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I don't know, Fred. It's nice to meet your young ones and all, but are you sure they're yours?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Keeping up with the jones

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Toucan in bird cage.

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

'He wants a good flyrod.'

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

I love Tropical Fish

'Say, we do look good against a dark background.'

Fish tanks

"He's asleep. I think. I don't know. It really creeps me out."

FISH ESCAPE.

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"The zebra broke again."