Exotic Fish Gifts

I love Tropical Fish

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

FISH ESCAPE.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

Arctic Hothouse

Persian

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Snake Charmer

'Careful, he bites.'

"It's for the damn parrot"