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Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'It's an acquired taste!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Persian

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Arctic Hothouse

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Careful, he bites.'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.