Exotic Birds T-Shirts

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I'm really not sure what Master actually wants, but if we repeat the weird sounds he's making, we'll get crackers..."

"Someone order 200 kilos of crackers?"

Seagiraffes

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Vet's Waiting Room

"What have you done with the doctor?"

Persian

'Exotic Garden'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"It's for the damn parrot"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Snake Charmer