Exotic Animals Gifts

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"He's a fantastic pet, especially in winter."

Eskimo turtle

'I smell anal glands!'

Snake Charmer

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I have a pet snake.'

'I'm sorry, but we're all out of both whales and eagles.'

"My kids talked me into it."

'You realize, of course, that although I do many soundness exams, my experience with dromedaries is relatively limited?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Careful, he bites.'

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

"Hello, pet shop? About that ginger kitten you sold me six months ago."

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Seagiraffes

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'