Collecting Unusual Pets Gifts

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"We bought her to replace little Henry's spleen, but then we just sort of fell in love with her."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Pianist.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Toucan in bird cage.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Inbreeding Mishaps

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

'See, Doctor, it says right here, 'the saber-toothed Macaque makes a wonderful pet'!'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."