Unconventional Pet Collector Gifts

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Cat Boss

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Dog Jogger

"She's a weiner cat."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'But they get attached to me!'

Inbreeding Mishaps

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

"I got them from Amazon."

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'