Unconventional Pet Collector Pillows

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Cat Boss

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Dog Jogger

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"She's a weiner cat."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'But they get attached to me!'

Inbreeding Mishaps

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

"I got them from Amazon."

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'