Fan Of Unusual Pets Gifts

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Vet's Waiting Room

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Wow, she game. . ."

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

'I smell anal glands!'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.