Unconventional Pets Gifts

Walking the Fish

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Seagiraffes

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Flea Philosophy.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Persian

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"It's for the damn parrot"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'Play dead.'

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'