Unconventional Pets Gifts

Walking the Fish

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Seagiraffes

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Flea Philosophy.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Persian

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"She's a weiner cat."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"It's for the damn parrot"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'Play dead.'

"Oh, this is so cute... Fluffy likes you!"

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'