Fan Of Unusual Pets Pillows

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

"She's a weiner cat."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Careful, he bites.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"Have I got a cat for you!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

"Well at least you can't say I never give you anything."

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Wow, she game. . ."

'I smell anal glands!'