Unusual Pet Enthusiasts Pillows

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'I smell anal glands!'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Timmy Before Lassie

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Bankers walking his piggy bank.

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Litter tray cat.

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Cat or squash?

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."