Unusual Pet Enthusiasts Gifts

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Hell No Kitty

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'I smell anal glands!'

Cat turning telly off with remote.

The Unsportables: Shot Put

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

Timmy Before Lassie

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

'I read my newspaper online.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

Litter tray cat.

Cat or squash?

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."