Unusual Pet Lover Gifts

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

When Pugs dream.

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."