Unusual Pet Lover Mugs

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Lap fish..."

Roget's Pet

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Click it or ticket.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.