Pet Oddity Lover Mugs

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Storage Unit of Love

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'