Odd Pet Admirer Mugs

"She's a weiner cat."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mice playing double bass

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I'm not sure that we need an indoor pet.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Well, to me they're not scarce.'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'