Bizarre Pet Lover Mugs

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."