Funny Pet Lover Mugs

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Doggy conductor

Pampered Pets.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Anatomy of a cat"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

When Pugs dream.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

Self-walking dog

"New tricks CD Rom"

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'