Pet Oddity Lover Prints

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Storage Unit of Love

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'