Fish Tank Keeper Pillows

"I don't do windows."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"She's just being Koi."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"