Pet Fish Keepers Pillows

Flooding

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"She's just being Koi."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'