Fish Keepers Pillows

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I wish I was creative'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.