Fish And Keep Enthusiasts Pillows

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fishing with God

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"She's just being Koi."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Touché"