Fish Keeper Pillows

'I've made my choice - when do we order?'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Bless you."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

I don't care what your friends think of it Jerry....

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can service The Flush.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"He is a terrorist! He's got a glass cutter!"

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

Fishbowl Outhouse Outhouse Aerator

'Go on - they're organic!'

'It's a nice day. Go play outside.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"She's just being Koi."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"