Fish And Keep Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fishing with God

"She's just being Koi."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'