Pet Fish Lover Pillows

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Relax, I’m just doing the backstroke.

Social Networking .

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Welcome."