Pet Fish Sympathizer Pillows

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

How their world views have changed over time.

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

Snub Marine

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'I'm a Pisces.'

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"We find it calms the patient."