Fish Sympathizer Pillows

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I wish I was creative'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

No Swimming Allowed

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Astronaut fishbowl.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'Wheeee...'

'That was fun!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'