Sea Creature Sympathizer Pillows

"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Vitruvian Manatee

"The government doesn't understand me."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Discovery.

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

baleen whale

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish