Underwater Sympathizer Pillows

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Rare Duck Phobias.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Flamin' tourists...'

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

"Bloody satellites..!"

Deepwater Fish

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

"It's not polite to point."

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."