Marine Animal Sympathizer Pillows

"You've had a bad day!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Moses/stranded shark

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."