Marine Animal Sympathizer Mugs

"You've had a bad day!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Common Dolphin

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Moses/stranded shark

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Giant sandwich bags.