Sea Urchin Sympathizer Pillows

"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Stop Human Footing

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Fisherman catching whale

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Toxic Waste Found on Beach.'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'