Sea Urchin Sympathizer Gifts

"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I don't do windows."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Stop Human Footing

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

Fisherman catching whale

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Toxic Waste Found on Beach.'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!