Squid Sympathizer Gifts

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Squids Rule

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

Rare Duck Phobias.

Pygmy giant squid

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

Seagulls

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!