Squid Admirer Gifts

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Shark Fishing

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Shark Chum

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

"A textbook landing..."