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"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Shark Fishing

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Shark Chum

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"A textbook landing..."

Ophiologist

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'