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'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Squids Rule

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Myths and legends...

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."