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"Be warned, Gummo hates it when his work is misinterpreted."

"It says here you allow service animals. This is my emotional support squid."

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Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Cat eats date.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'They speak fish!'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

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