Squid Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Squids Rule

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

That one was also inspired by fear - Honestly, they're all inspired by fear.

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"This isn't what I expected when you suggested a night in watching 'Squid game'."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish snorkling above water.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Life's a Bench.

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'