Squid Aficionado Pillows

"Squid's off..."

Pygmy giant squid

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"I think it loves us."

A school of fish.

Dolphin

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"This place could use a moat!"

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Hi Mom!

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Eel-mail

Mermaid spawning time.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Diver

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Still life with salmon

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"