Squid Sympathizer Pillows

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Squids Rule

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

Rare Duck Phobias.

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Pygmy giant squid

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

Seagulls

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!